You Know You Want to Click!
I’m going to write humorous blog posts until 2016 catches up to me. Here are 10 clickbait articles that people fall for every time. These are just for fun—they don’t actually lead anywhere. File it all under “BAD HUMOUR”.
1. THIS CAT FLEW TO THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER—WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT SHE DOES NEXT!
Well, the authorities were called, and the owners fined for letting her off her leash. But don’t worry, no kitties were harmed in the creation of this silly story.
Well, the authorities were called, and the owners fined for letting her off her leash. But don’t worry, no kitties were harmed in the creation of this silly story.
2. HOW TO LOSE 100 POUNDS IN 10 DAYS.
100% guaranteed weight loss program after you’ve been eaten by a zombie.
100% guaranteed weight loss program after you’ve been eaten by a zombie.
3. HE SHOOTS… HE SCORES… NOW HE’S IN REHAB.
Same old story, different name.
Same old story, different name.
4. HE SMUGGLES A GUN ONTO THE PLANE IN HIS… WAIT FOR IT…
Pants? Ears? Shoes? Someone tell me—why won’t anyone tell me how this ends?!
Pants? Ears? Shoes? Someone tell me—why won’t anyone tell me how this ends?!
5. KIM CARDHASHIAN GETS MARRIED FOR THE 6TH TIME.
And still, no one cares.
And still, no one cares.
6. DONALD TRUMP MAKES AN INTELLIGENT SPEECH.
It’s got to happen at least once, right?
It’s got to happen at least once, right?
7. WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT THIS HOMELESS PERSON DOES WITH A BOX AND CEDAR LEAVES.
Well, if you actually did see what he did, you might actually raise awareness so he doesn’t have to live on the street anymore. (What do you mean this isn’t funny? Of course it’s not funny.)
Well, if you actually did see what he did, you might actually raise awareness so he doesn’t have to live on the street anymore. (What do you mean this isn’t funny? Of course it’s not funny.)
8. BABY JESUS STATUE WINKS AT STUDENTS… NOW THEY DRESS LIKE HIM.
Let’s hope he was wearing more than a diaper when he winked at them.
Let’s hope he was wearing more than a diaper when he winked at them.
9. WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT THIS MAN DOES WITH A SPOON, A TIRE, AND A DIET COKE.
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
10. HOW TO WRITE STUPID CLICKBAIT ARTICLES.
With one bottle of wine, a case of beer, and a questionable substance in a plastic baggie.
With one bottle of wine, a case of beer, and a questionable substance in a plastic baggie.
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